Guilty as charged

The scene of the crime - please enlarge the photo for a clear view of the scene of the crime.
Hard evidence.

The guilty party. No, no don't deny it, we both know there is no point.

The punishment - daily brushing for ten minutes to minimised the spread of this infectious substance. It may be no use but we will try. Now it has infected our home the hairy symptoms will cover all who stand in its path.

It's a dangerous job but someone has got to do it; I will face the danger of being smooched to death with a brave heart.